Santa Claus Inks Deal With Cocaine Energy For The 2011 Holiday Production Season
/EINPresswire.com/ North Pole - Today, REDUX BEVERAGES LLC, makers of the deliciously notorious COCAINE ENERGY SUPPLEMENT, inked a deal with Santa Claus to be the exclusive provider of energy supplements for his North Pole workshops during this hectic holiday season.
"There's nothing more productive than a workshop of Elves jacked up on Cocaine. We're set to break each and every one of our already-impressive historical production records this year." stated Mr. Claus, concluding the statement with a long sip from a slender, red can perched on a side table next to four empties. He continued: "Ho ho ho. Seriously."
Citing problems with previous energy supplements provided on the North Pole campus, Mr. Claus lauded Cocaine's 280mg per-can caffeine punch -- and the fact that Cocaine balances a high caffeine content with a smart, tasty formulation. "We eat massive amounts of sugar around here," Mr. Claus elaborated, "so it's nice that Cocaine's formula is dextrose-based, not HFCS. Less taxing for the metabolism, you know. Who knows -- next year, I may have to pad the suit." He continued: "Mrs. Claus prefers the Mild flavor, but most of the team appreciates the Spicy Hot on account of our extreme climate."
Another benefit for the workshop: Cocaine Energy's new Energy Shot format is a perfect match for the workforce's statistically tiny hands.
Cocaine Energy is available both in stores and online at www.reduxdirect.com. Santa Claus is also accepting written requests for Cocaine, indicating that it may be the only non-coal gift he sanctions for requestors from the "naughty" sector.
About Redux Beverages
Redux Beverages is a Nevada LLC, formed in 2006. Redux Beverages is a manufacture of energy supplements in the beverage sector. Over the past five years the Redux Cocaine Energy Brand has continue to gain market share and establish world-wide recognition as a leading energy supplement.
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"There's nothing more productive than a workshop of Elves jacked up on Cocaine. We're set to break each and every one of our already-impressive historical production records this year." stated Mr. Claus, concluding the statement with a long sip from a slender, red can perched on a side table next to four empties. He continued: "Ho ho ho. Seriously."
Citing problems with previous energy supplements provided on the North Pole campus, Mr. Claus lauded Cocaine's 280mg per-can caffeine punch -- and the fact that Cocaine balances a high caffeine content with a smart, tasty formulation. "We eat massive amounts of sugar around here," Mr. Claus elaborated, "so it's nice that Cocaine's formula is dextrose-based, not HFCS. Less taxing for the metabolism, you know. Who knows -- next year, I may have to pad the suit." He continued: "Mrs. Claus prefers the Mild flavor, but most of the team appreciates the Spicy Hot on account of our extreme climate."
Another benefit for the workshop: Cocaine Energy's new Energy Shot format is a perfect match for the workforce's statistically tiny hands.
Cocaine Energy is available both in stores and online at www.reduxdirect.com. Santa Claus is also accepting written requests for Cocaine, indicating that it may be the only non-coal gift he sanctions for requestors from the "naughty" sector.
About Redux Beverages
Redux Beverages is a Nevada LLC, formed in 2006. Redux Beverages is a manufacture of energy supplements in the beverage sector. Over the past five years the Redux Cocaine Energy Brand has continue to gain market share and establish world-wide recognition as a leading energy supplement.
PR Courtesy of Online PR Media: http://bit.ly/vGN3ua
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